So tonight’s brawl was… awesome. I generally hate fights in baseball, but sometimes I feel it brings out the best in players. Or, in this case, the worst in players.
Exhibit A, Kevin Youkilis. Youkilis, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. I have no problem with Youkilis charging the mound after he was hit. That’s his business. I think its careless and stupid, but hey, if he takes offense to Detroit taking offense to their best player being taken out of the game, then fine, charge the mound. That’s his perogative; thats how baseball works. Do I think Porcello threw at Youkilis? Doesn’t matter what I think. Its what Youkilis thinks.
So you have Youkilis run out to the mound, and he has, what, 40 pounds on the rookie Porcello? Baseball-reference.com lists it at 20 pounds, but i’ll stick to 40. And, last minute, what does Youkilis do? He throws his helmet, hoping to stun Porcello so he can get a big hit in. Now THAT is something I have a problem with. What, he felt his bat would weigh him down on the run over, so he tossed the bat but kept the helmet? In terms of the breaks of the game, sometimes you get hit. Sometimes you get hit in retaliation for your team hitting another player. Sometimes you take offense to it, and you can charge the mound. But you DO NOT take cheap shots like throwing your helmet at the pitcher. That seems rather bush-league to me. Youkilis should be ashamed; Boston fans should be ashamed.
My sister called me immediately after the play; she was listening to the game on the radio and wanted to know how it looked. Yes, I said, Porcello drilled him in the back. Yes, I imagined it was in retaliation for hitting Cabrera twice (and Inge once) in the series. Yes, I was fine with Youkilis I explained. Then she asked, what should Detroit do next? I thought a minute. I said I’d hit Youkilis every time he was at bat for the rest of the series. I was just leaving work so no, I hadn’t been drinking. I went so far as to say that they should put in Fu-te Ni (who was unavailable to pitch) just to hit the next batter. Maybe that was a bit extreme; but maybe a little “hey, go thank Youkilis for this one”.
But know what? I WOULD hit Youkilis the rest of the series. Even better, make a statement. Just have Leyland (who at this point is ignoring any questions about the second inning) state “hey, he should apologize. Until he does, we’re going to hit him. If he wants to charge the mound again, we’re going to pummel him. Because he doesn’t respect the game”. No it won’t happen. But i’d be for it. Maybe they make a statement (Ozzie Guillen sure did) but don’t hit him. How comfortable will Youkilis be digging in against Verlander on Thursday?
Yes I recognize that what i’m writing is drastic and maybe i’ll feel differently after a few days. Yes, many may feel different. But I look at it from a pitchers perspective here. If I’m going to be willing to pitch inside, or possibly, if I’m willing to protect my teammates by pitching inside or hitting a batter, I have to be willing to take the consequences. However, batters have a different interpretation of this. My only insight into this was John Kruk last week illustrating on MLB tonight on espn about the ‘right way to hit a batter’ — basically hit them in the fat part of their ass or something. Kruk has a problem with going high and tight on batters. I totally agree with Kruk on this, however, Kruk didn’t go into the ‘right way’ for the batter to vent his frustration by throwing their bat or helmet at the pitcher. The way I see it, if a pitcher is willing to hit a batter, he should be willing to take the consequence of the batter rushing the mound. But what Youkilis did was class-less and against whatever ‘unwritten’ rule baseball has in these situations.
Or, maybe, just maybe, Youkilis should just ask his pitching staff to stop hitting the opposing batters. Maybe Youkilis needs to go home to learn how to fight, like Rob Lowe in Youngblood. Because no matter the intentions (Porcello and Laird seem to disagree on what was happening)… Porcello made Youkilis look like a fool by tossing him to the ground.
So, to summarize:
1) I hope to never see Chris Lambert in a Tiger uniform again
2) I’d suggest that Kevin Youkilis (who might get suspended anyway – I agree with Keith Law here) doesn’t dig in too tight against Verlander.
3) I’d love a statement asking for an apology from Youkilis for being class-less in this instance. Knowing the Red Sox record for apologizing for things these days, I won’t hold my breath.
4) I’m now boycotting one of the best restaurants in San Francisco.